feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)

pinkmothclub:

Some celestial friends!

abowles:

dalpaca:

section8babe:

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

Why is this vaguely threatening

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

batcemetery:

gold-kushkloudz:

im sorry but

dangerousdykes:

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting]
me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

aceofsquiddles:

Oh no…

littlemixed:

shoutout to all the girls & women in their late teens and twenties who have never been kissed, never dated, never had sex, etc. society loves to make us feel isolated and like we’re doing something wrong or we’re failures.

just know that ur time will come and that life’s not all about that stuff anyway. you do you and don’t let anyone define u by ur experiences or lack thereof. ur amazing, ur beautiful & i love u

sowhatelseisblu:

benepla:

anyone: discord

normal internet denizens who have friends: Oh yes, the chat application that replaced skype a long time ago, I spend much of my time socializing on there

me: i;gm howling at the moon

@werewolf-boi

bisexuael:

sabrinawinslow:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

forestfolke:

refs

worldsworstfather:

just undiagnosed myself with stupid. i know everything now.

bakwaaas:

damn this tea scalded me

powerbottomhobbit:

Please for the love of God turn on the sound